Big gay penguins

A number of the UK papers carry the story of the University of California report evidencing widespread homosexuality in animals.

One up to the nature v nurture campaign I guess though I have long taken the obvious view that while primary and secondary socialisation in childhood shapes the adulthood, any attempt to dabble with innate traits just leads to fucked up grown ups.

Nice and all as the idea is, you just cannot construct the ideal gay.

Hence I am single.

The report tells us too that male bat bugs having a gay day pierce the bodies of other males with their penises and ejaculate into their blood.

Now those of us familiar with the mechanics of gay sex know that the first secret of success is to relax but I fear in the bat bug world no amount of hot oil baths, massages or industrial strength poppers is going to get you in the mood for that one….

For the record, I always though Mr Ed might be a little light on his horse feet.